Online dating is becoming mainstream, and to get a date you need to simply swipe right. That’s what they say. But the reality is not so gentle.
Many people hate talking about themselves and struggle with composing their dating profiles or bios. Some of them resort to multiple guides and even user professional services to build an attractive profile. At the same time, some others think that taking online dating profiles seriously is just silly.
Here is a collection of funny online dating profiles from people who don’t give a single f**k about what others think of them.
Vanessa “Multiple Personalities”
Mikey “Package Deal”
Jake “Burning Car”
Alexa “Awful”
James “LSD”
Mateus “Your Dad”
Clint “Warrior”
Hana “Who”
Jesus “Carpenter”
Lucy “Trips, Slips, Falls”
Chloe “Sleep Together”
Katie “Bad Girl”
Krista “Lying Boyfriend”
Charlee “Catfish”
Senora “Phase You Out”
Leah “Commitment”
Gucci “Switch Bodies”
Pete “6foot&4inches”
Beth “Mattress”
Meg “Want the D..”
Nicole “Swipe Again”
Deeksha “Pornhub”
Heather “Gillette”
Darren “ICU”
Becky “I Love Balls”
Holly “Sandwich”
Henry “Alpha”
Victoria “TITANIC”
Elizabeth “Vibes”
Mallory “Flock”
Samantha “Vibrator”
Samantha “Adult Things”
MJ “Microwaves”
Andrew “Please”
Randi “Bacon”
Morgan “Knife”
Carmen “Chicken”
Aysha “Psychopath”
Isaiah “Onion”
Katy “Christmas Tree”
Daniel “Single Life”
Maanow “Thai”
Kyle “3 outa 4”
Connor “Big Dreams”
Leah “Mortician”
Jeb “2 AM Bush”
Dustin “Shit Show”
Miranda
Evelien “Poems Are Hard”
Bec “Freesbies”
Rachel “Chipotle”
Mark “Worse”
Alexa “Self Esteem”
Shannon “In Progress”
Dominic “Dental Records”
Ella “You Too”
Margaret “Not Spreadable”
Allison “Magnets”
