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Funny Online Dating Profile Examples That Will Crack You Up

Online dating is becoming mainstream, and to get a date you need to simply swipe right. That’s what they say. But the reality is not so gentle.

Many people hate talking about themselves and struggle with composing their dating profiles or bios. Some of them resort to multiple guides and even user professional services to build an attractive profile. At the same time, some others think that taking online dating profiles seriously is just silly.

Here is a collection of funny online dating profiles from people who don’t give a single f**k about what others think of them.

Vanessa “Multiple Personalities”

funny online dating profile examples

Mikey “Package Deal”

funny bio

Jake “Burning Car”

witty dating profile

Alexa “Awful”

hilarious dating bio

James “LSD”

funny af

Mateus “Your Dad”

witty dating bio

Clint “Warrior”

Hana “Who”

Jesus “Carpenter”

jesus dating

Lucy “Trips, Slips, Falls”

funny woman dating profile

Chloe “Sleep Together”

Katie “Bad Girl”

bad at everything

Krista “Lying Boyfriend”

catch boyfriend cheating on Tinder

Charlee “Catfish”

Senora “Phase You Out”

Leah “Commitment”

Gucci “Switch Bodies”

Pete “6foot&4inches”

Beth “Mattress”

Meg “Want the D..”

Nicole “Swipe Again”

hilarious dating profile

Deeksha “Pornhub”

Heather “Gillette”

Darren “ICU”

funny tinder profile

Becky “I Love Balls”

i love balls

Holly “Sandwich”

Henry “Alpha”

alpha male

Victoria “TITANIC”

Elizabeth “Vibes”

sassy dating profiles

Mallory “Flock”

Samantha “Vibrator”

Samantha “Adult Things”

MJ “Microwaves”

Andrew “Please”

ugly dating

Randi “Bacon”

Morgan “Knife”

i have a knife

Carmen “Chicken”

Aysha “Psychopath”

psychopath

Isaiah “Onion”

Katy “Christmas Tree”

lol

Daniel “Single Life”

single life

Maanow “Thai”

Thai girl

Kyle “3 outa 4”

Connor “Big Dreams”

Leah “Mortician”

Jeb “2 AM Bush”

Dustin “Shit Show”

Miranda

funny dating pics

Evelien “Poems Are Hard”

Bec “Freesbies”

Rachel “Chipotle”

Mark “Worse”

funny online dating profiles

Alexa “Self Esteem”

Shannon “In Progress”

hilarious tinder profile

 

Dominic “Dental Records”

Ella “You Too”

Margaret “Not Spreadable”

Allison “Magnets”

Jessica M.
I want to write my bio, but I can't think of anything. So I'll write a novel instead.

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